Virtual Louis


someone who has a completely different personality over the phone/texts than in person. it is ridiculously annoying and a douche move. they pathologically lie and brag about how great their life is and leave “uncool” friends behind.
first dude: “g-d d-mn it dude he is such a virtual louis, he’s really snazz in person but a complete d-ck in the group chat.”
second dude: “i know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on c-ke over the phone. then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person.”

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