someone who has the worlds smallest p*n*s and no girlfriends
wow, that guy is suck a vishudan
- greasy f*ckin dumpster f*ck
a skid who smokes cigarettes behind a highschool while waiting for his grade 10 girlfriend who looks like a freshly juiced j*zz rag. did you see that that greasy f*ckin dumpster f*ck behind the school trying to sell smokes to little kids?
- closet k*lla
not knowing you have game but pulling in all the hunnies!! d*mn girl, you a closet killa!!
- bathroom boomerang
an action which is done when one needs to go to the bathroom to take a huge sh*t because of an upset stomach, but then have to throw up at the same time. because of that, the person has to sit, sh*t, stand, turn, hurl, and repeat depending on how many cycles it takes not […]
- samuel gallagher
the closest living relative of harambe himself. typical day for a samuel gallagher consists of 1) either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) memes 3) beta god d*mn alanine. the most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be […]