Visiting the Hamptons


performing -n-lingus in the middle of a bl-wj-b. a well deserved rest for the d-ck-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the hamptons with a handjob. this is also known as a rusty trombone.
person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

person 2: good job, champ! while don’t you take a breather and get to visiting the hamptons?!

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