Vistard


a person who has “upgraded” to windows vista just because the upgrade is available. upgrading to vista, arguably a worse operating system than xp, is actually downgrading, and therefore, “upgrading” makes you stupid, or r-t-rded.
john always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a vistard.

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