Vitamin T


vitamin t simply refers to tennents lager, in any form. it is a common misconception that vitamin t is only found in tennents ice cold, however it has been scientifically proven that this is simply vitamin t in its purest form. vitamin t is also found in canned tennents, ordinary draught tennents, and even warm tennents, although in a less active form. although yet to be proven, it is widely believed among the scientific community that the purest and most active form of vitamin t is in fact found on the floor of the hive at the guu at 1.45am on a friday morning, and it is best absorbed by rolling around in it naked, rather than actually consuming it.
have you had your rda of vitamin t?
slang term for tequila.
“we drove down to tiajuana over the weekend and drank a lot of vitamin t, but almost got thrown in jail.”
any form of tobacco. can be used in conversation around non-tobacco users to make it sound perfectly acceptable. usually vitamin t is taken with friends around chew o’clock or chew-thirty.
i got a fresh tin of skoal and its about chew o’clock, how about we go get some vitamin t?
1) thc, herb, weed, skunk, marijuana, dank, green, cannabis, bud, reefer, hydro, smoke-smoke, remedy, nature’s gift, pot, smoke, gr-ss, schwagg, swag, herbal essencess.

2) a container or quant-ty thereof.
hey mang, you holdin’ any vitamin t?
i need some vitamin t, to calm my nerves, son.
light up that t so we can get f-cked-up.
d-mn, this stress is gettin’ to me, i forgot to take my vitamin t.
i’ll throw yah 20 for some vitamin t.
why you got a wild hair up your -ss? foget to take your vitamin t?
slang term for food beginning with the letter t:
tacos, tortas, tamales, tlacoyos, tostadas, tortillas, tlayudas, tequila
fat guy a: hey, i’m starving.
fat guy b: let’s eat some vitamin t, this will calm your hunger, she’s selling tacos on the street
fat guy a: let’s go!
the truth, honesty, fact, nonfiction. the opposite of vitamin l, which would be lying and deceit.
i think you need to take a big dose of vitamin t and tell me where you really were, honey.
the truth, honesty, fact, nonfiction. the opposite of vitamin l, which would be lying and deceit.
i think you need to take a big does of vitamin t and tell me where you really were, honey.

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