Vivo Mexico
if you’ve ever woken up and thought to yourself “i want to chew through a cement block and use a rusty nail to pick my teeth” then you’re halfway to understanding the ideal that is vivo mexico. a drink, a dip, an invention by minds far greater than mine. in its most simple, physical form it is a 1/2 shot of jose cuervo (regular of especial) tequila and a 1/2 shot of tost-to’s chunky salsa. it goes down about as smooth as a handful of gl-ss shards and tastes about as good as a t-rd wrapped in a kleenex.
but it is more than the drink. vivo mexico is a mentality required by the man whose bac is never below .08. to kick a night off with a vivo mexico you either have to have more b-lls than the iceman chuck lidell or have down syndrome; and either way you know you’re going to have a good time. if by the end of the night you’ve hidden behind a bush in flight from a giant ogre, p-ssed in a water fountain, smoked more hookah than the caterpillar in alice in wonderland, were too numb to notice when you put the blunt out on your hand and couldnt get your d-ck hard enough to have s-x with the fatty on the third floor–send out a special thanks to vivo mexico. when being a man just isn’t enough. vivo will make you an ultra-man
note – invented on the campus of unc – chapel hill
variations on the vivo mexico shot include
vivo mexico dirty – 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + whipping cream
vivo mexico clean – 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + listerine
vivo mexico round 2 – 1/2 salsa, 1/2 tequila + spitting it all up and then drinking it again
vivo mexico is illegal in 13 countries
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