Vladasmear Poopin


the vladasmear p–pin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

to m-st-rb-t- (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, sh-t, cr-p etc.)
sometimes refered to as the adolf sh-tler ( a-dolf sh-t-ler)

or the sh-tler

origin:
the vladasmear p–pin is a m-st-rb-t–n technique that was founded on the south a sort asile of ups in horsham pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). an employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement.

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