vladface
when someone sneaks into a secret facebook group with a phantom profile and posts selfies with something obstructing half their face. the other group members are kept in suspense not knowing what the person really looks like.
yo this dude snuck into our facebook group named vlad, right? well he’s been posting selfies with a syrup bottle covering his nose & mouth and its driving the ladies crazy cuz they cant tell if he’s handsome or ugly. homeboy gets 100 likes every time… he’s got a really good vladface
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