VMG


initials for “vulcan m-ff grip.” when a male grabs his woman by the m-ff as if he were picking up a six pack.
last night my girlfriend was on my side of the bed, so i used the “vmg” to move her back.

i used the “vmg” on her last night, and she went wild on me. this thing really works if applied right !
voice mail greeting i.e. the message your supposed to record when your unable to answer your cell phone.
candace: instead of that boring, vmg i.e. i can’t get to….leave a msg, i decided to just record myself playing the guitar.

ann: let it go to vm and i’ll call you back.
candace: k
ann(calls back): wow babe is that how you feel.
candace: all the time
ann: it’s beautiful.
candace: eric, liz, and ty like me to play it for them to help sleep easy at night.

ann: you need to suck it up and get things recorded.
candace: it is vmg lol just call my phone silly.
ann: your a smart a.$.

candace: five hundred ninety nine or so, reasons i care and six thousand four hundred ninety two ways to hear the sound made up for freedom of will.

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