vodka aunt
a vodka aunt is that aunt that always shows up to family events whether it be a wedding or a baby shower already tipsy. depending on how brazen she is, she will carry a discret flask (not as discreet by 2pm when she is taking shots from it, giving zero f-cks) or just show up with a bottle of absolut.
the average vodka aunt can also be found at bars and concerts partying like she is still 20, but can’t hold her liquor like she used. ah, who’s kidding she was going home with leaves in her hair and missing a shoe when she was in her 20’s too.
for more info see, “drunk cougar”
oh, that’s just rachel. she’s the family vodka aunt. sorry about what she did to your living room rug.
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