Vodka Vag


vodka vag is the term given to a woman who has a dry p-ssy due to drinking too many dry vodka martini’s.
i tried to get with that drunk chick last night, but she had a bad case of “vodka vag”!
the female version of whiskey d-ck: when a woman can’t reach an -rg-sm because she’s to drunk
guy 1: did u hear what happen to samantha after her drunken fiasco?
guy 2: no what happen?
guy 1: she was having s-x with her boyfriend and he -ss going to town on that -ss but she couldn’t come?
guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!

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