vodkajelly


funny, kind, mad, funky, lazy in the morning, helpful, very nice, happy, lovely, beautiful, a wonderful person to meet, smiley and blonde, good at english, good at spellings, good at writing funny poems, good at maths, but not as good as me ie; what’s 7×99? oooh too slow mummy it’s 693, no, 94, no, 93 ;o)
things mummy says:

no!
don’t chew your clothes
when you grow up you you can buy yourself anything you like dear.

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    the sound soulja boy makes when comunicating with others. dogs bark, cats meow and soulja boy yuuuu!’s jim: hey whats up soulja boy soulja boy: yuuu! yuu yu yuuuuuuu!! yu yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! yuuuuu! jim: your such a f-cking moron. and by the way, your music is sh-t.

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    pr-nounced as “you” with the ‘u’ sound emphasized and elongated. soulja boy up in dis ho watch me crank and watch me roll watch me crank dat soulja boy den supaman dat ho now watch me yuuuuuuu crank dat soulja boy yuuuuuuu crank dat soulja boy yuuuuuuu crank dat soulja boy yuuuuuuu

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