Vodkanoculars


booze-induced extreme visual impairment that could possibly result in pulling standards being severely compromised. when beer goggles just aren’t enough .
i’m not surprised with what i woke up next to this morning – by the time we’d got together i was so wasted i’d taken off my beer goggles and put on my vodkanoculars.

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