Voeckler


after the impressive performances of the likable french supercyclist thomas voeckler, it isn’t uncommon to use his surname in order to describe a situation where one outdoes any compet-tion in a surprising and daring way that may build a large fanbase. these performances generally involve a fighting struggle and an unorthodox result.
did you see that highspeed chase last night? that gay wouldn’t have gotten away if he didn’t pull a voeckler on highway 395.

jim got some much p-ssy last night, he pulled a voeckler on the dance floor at that club and went home with ten girls!

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