Vofshnärt


vofshnärt vof – sh – nar – t

a vofshnärt is when you vomit, cough, sneeze and fart all at the same time. can be used when describing something bad, such as a bad day or a bad outfit. commonly used as an insult.

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i feel so sick, i might just vofshnärt.
i had such a bad day, but at least i didn’t vofshnärt!
be quiet, you vofshnärt!

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