Voicemail Rape
when you ring a friend and leave a stupidly long message so that they have to listen to it all to delete it.
you can sing to them play an annoying song as long as it takes a lot of time and they hate the little voice mail icon.
victim – “oh look i have a voicemail”
phone – -never gunna give you up-
5 minutes later
phone – -who you gunna call ghostbusters-
victim – “i’ve been f-cking voice mail raped”
that would be voicemail rape
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