Voicetell


a noun used to describe a derogatory statement or series of remarks you left on someone’s voicemail without realizing you are being recorded. often this results in the loss of a friendship, a black eye, and a slew of angry texts and phone calls from the offended.
dan (forgetting to push the end call b-tton): jerry isn’t picking up. guess we can’t count on that m-f- to hook us up with weed. if it were not for his awesome bud, i would beat his r-t-rded girlfriend with a mud shark.

rick: yeah, i agree. his girlfriend does give good head though. when he was in jail for a week, i banged her like six times on his waterbed.

a day later, after receiving the voicetell, jerry slices dan’s tires and punches rick in the face six times.

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