Volbeat


a kick -ss metal band from denmark. they have 2 alb-ms do far (the strength/the sound/the songs and rock the rebel/metal the devil). they’re defined as “elvis metal” because they were inspired by elvis and johnny cash.
– you know the band volbeat?
– no
– you suck!

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