when your coworkers are d-cks so you make a batch of brownies using a large dose of laxatives and leave them in the break room causing everybody to sh-t like an active volcano. also works with in laws and crazy ex’s.
wait till that d-ck eats one of my volcanic brownies. he’ll sh-t so hard he may just lose a piece of his colon.
a combination of henceforth and likewise. you were stoned as f-ck, hencewise, i convinced you that hencewise was a word.
- eighty six year old virgin
more than double the age of the 40 year old virgin. paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.
- high touch
providing extra attention to something that generally results in extra results. it’s also used to define pure bullsh-t as a way to disguise slacking off. william said that he would be working on a “high touch” customer, but everyone in the office knew that he was really just reading the newspaper while sitting in his […]
- take a f*cking sip babes
“take a f-cking sip, babes” is a an expression referencing an image of kermit the frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive take a f-cking sip, babes
- the ohara brothers disease
when too many women are willing to have s-x with you, most of those women catch feelings and won’t let you be with any other women. d-mn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn’t get the o’hara brother’s disease, or else he could be in a whole world of […]