the very painful act of taking a red hot 1000° glowing knife and stuff it down someone’s urethra
i saw a video online of a guy getting a volcanic cosby and his p-n-s got singed.
1. adj. translates to smooth in the czech language. 2. adj. (informal) smoother than b-tter, can handle being an awkward–ss mess. girl a: oh my god, she just slipped on that icy patch and almost fell? girl b: really? i thought she was just dancing, that girl must be hladky-level smooth.
- jeff atkins
the act of being incredibly kind to someone who has basically no friends. ex. clay jensen “if you’re ever gonna get someone, get yourself a jeff atkins.”
- spitting fudge
when you are past turtle heading a m-ssive sh-t and it’s spraying out of your -rs-. d-mn it i need to get to a toilet asap i’m spitting fudge here
fake cheese. a cheddar derivative “spray cheese isn’t cheddar, it’s a cheddarivative”
the surname of the most famous family of directors to come out of greece since the popadopulous’. pioneers in movie making history with such hits as two front teeth and ultimate shark. once a humble family changed now into fame mongering f-ggots. with constant paparazzi attention they have become reclusive and trained to become the […]