volcanic crater
a s-d-stic s-xual practice in which a male coats his p-n-s in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as deep heat, fiery jack or menthol-balm) and then has -n-l s-x with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and r-ct-m while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
dude 1: “yo, i totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!”
dude 2: “how so?”
dude 1: “i’d just come back from the gym, still had my deep heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!”
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