volcano blaster


when a guy -j-c-l-t-s after a long period of celebacy
guy 1: “hey i just jerked it for the first time in months.”

guy 2: “eeeeww. dude dont tell me about your volcano blaster…”

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tony: “dude i adam just volcano blasted all over marian.”

connor: “yeah, he’s been in a dry spell for a while now. hey wait, why do you know that?”

tony: “i was watching…”

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