Voldermorting
the s-xual art of pulling out just before you -j-c-l-t-, and blowing your load- all over her chest, screaming avada kedavra! if you are agile enough to f-ck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.
-works best with green c-m.
we thought our s-x life was getting boring, so we decided to take up voldermorting. she broke three ribs the other day, i’m well chuffed!!
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