voldface


an arrogant person with no soul. voldfaces believe they know everything and will be quick point out you why you are wrong. nevermind that you are right.
me: gosh i have a headache.

vf: no you don’t. headaches don’t occur at the level of atmospheric pressure found at this particular longitude and elevation.

me: excuse me. you are a voldface. i think you need a social life.
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a term frequently used to describe an unfriendly, dirty-minded computer science major who thinks he knows more than you because he spends his time hacking your computer from a poorly-lit room.
“how does that awkward guy know my dog’s name and my bra size?? what a voldface!”

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