Volentold
result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work.
monday:
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend
thursday: since no one volunteered to work, joe your coming in.
joe: wow, i was just volentold to work 🙁
Read Also:
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