Von Douche
1. von douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as “von dutch”, appears frighteningly similar. this particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear “von dutch” apparel.
2. how a technocrat or neo-globalistmakes fun of a junker or citizen of holland.
3. a noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has “von dutch” written on it.
1. “i bought a awesome von douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! i love making fun of people who wear von dutch!”
2. “so i opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, ‘what is your say? von douche?’. he obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor”
3. “i say, cl-ssic von douche” -looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von dutch shirt- “so absolutely vile her appearance is… very von douche”
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