Von Schlieffen Plan
the act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.
originally coined by the germans in wwii to flank france by moving through belgium (without belgium’s consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. the “von schlieffen plan”.
following my awkward s-xual experience with a dirty sl-t last night, i saw said sl-t at mcdonald’s the next morning. to avoid being seen, i quickly used the von schlieffen plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.
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