Vontella
vontella is a beautiful and preppy southern belle. she is fiercely loyal to her friends and fierce to her enemies. her life occasionally resemble a sh-t show, but the goodness she has displayed to her friends will come back to her when she needs it. she always knows exactly what she wants even if she doesn’t want to tell you. if you get the chance to know her, you’ll soon realize she desires puppy kisses, good food, netflix, or the person next to you shutting up and getting their life together. she has a heart of gold to match her wallet, and the att-tude to match her country playlist. if you’re lucky enough to meet her, never let her go.
get in the car, vontella, we’re going shopping.
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