voodoo doll
the object that a person performing voodoo acts through, usually to cause harm to another human. to make the voodoo doll complete is having a piece of the receiving human’s dna, such as a strand of hair or a nametag worn by the person, so as to make sure the receiving subject will acquire the effects from the doll.
betsy stuck a pin in her voodoo doll of her friend stacy, and where ever stacy was at that moment, she felt as though she was stuck by a pin, which was incredibly painful.
a deeply disturbed version of a pincushion, but of the single mom variety. prefers men involved or married to seek revenge for her own failed marriage at the hands of her own unfaithfulness. will take on a relationship, but only for monetary purposes such as vacations and bills. nothing distracts her from keeping her voodoo doll status current.
paulie; “i can’t believe she stepped out on me after all this time.”
brian; “dude, before you started dating peg i told you she’s a voodoo doll.”
two strangers at the bar in unison; “amen! you’re preaching to the quire.”
despite the typical hollywood stereotype, “voodoo” dolls are almost never meant to harm others. it also thought to be ‘black magic’, or the creepy stuff you see ‘witches’ doing on tv. no, its not like that at all.
the dolls didn’t actually originate from the afro-caribbean traditions. they are actually a european practice that is meant to heal certain areas of the soul or body by picking them with pins from a doll, or poppet, and sending energies to the other person or being.
“mary felt bad for her friend, may, who just broke her leg; she decided to heal her with a voodoo doll.”
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