Voodoo Sex Dick


when you f-ck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for sh-t afterwards
guy 1 “dude, it’s been 6 d-mn months since i’ve had s-x. how long for you?”

guy 2 “a f-cking year!”

guy 1 “it’s been a year since that random chick at the club?”

guy 2 “yeah, i think that b-tch gave me some curse, like voodoo s-x d-ck.”

guy 1 “b-mmer, bro.”

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