Vorlon


an alien race from the popular cult sci-fi show, babylon 5. the vorlon are among the most enigmatic beings in the galaxy, and are said to be very ancient.

a vorlon is characterised by a suit that looks like a coat hanger, and a habit of speaking in riddles or nonsensical phrases. in this context, many have theorised that what hides under the suits is, in fact, a race of homsars. even more, however, suggest that they are in fact permanently on lsd.

what they really are, remains unknown, but saying they look like question marks riding a conceptualisation of the colour blue towards a rainbow-colored watermelon that is having s-xual intercourse with an eggplant seems like a good bet.

adj.: someone who speaks nonsense or in riddles, or acts like they are on acid.
amb-ssador kosh naranek is a vorlon.

congratulations, mark! your presentation sounded very vorlon-like. you’re fired.

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