Vouf
the feeling you get when you walk into a dark kitchen, then lift your foot to take another step, and have the sudden feeling that you’re about to step on something sharp or potentially deadly or very painful.
i walked into the kitchen when i had a vouf. i ignored the vouf, and when i put my foot down, i stepped on a rather large knife.
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