vph


slang text term for when something is just too s-xy and beautiful for words, the meaning comes from miles per hour, with the implication of been faster/more exhilarating, used mainly in north yorkshire
that chic you were talking to was vph dude
visible p-n-s head.

as in, the head of one’s p-n-s is pressing against your clothing making its distinct contours visible to all.
those shorts or so tight you’re sporting some serious vph.

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