VTP
very talented person (v.t.p.)- is an acronym for very important people. a vtp is a person who is accorded special privileges due to his or her talent and gift to the world.
rita levi montalcini is a vtp, and leonardo da vinci was a vtp too.
short for “volim te puno” in croatian language which means “i love you very much”.
– vtp :-
:1 visio transmitted paralysis . to view something so obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting … etc that it causes a sudden lose of motor skills or split second idleness.
: 2. a cringed or r-t-rded face or body gesturing that is produced uncontrollably by the viewing of something obese, horrific, ugly, disgusting … etc.
:3 a person or thing that causes said reaction.
1) dude saw the cottage chunkies in the chicks workout pants and got vtp.
2) when we saw what a syphilis looks like in health cl-ss jackie made this face, i think she had a vtp.
3) the chick land lord in king pin, is a vtp.
vtp means “very tiny p-n-s”, and is often reffered to when talking about asian men, or people you think may have a small p-n-s. they are often described to as “microscopic” or “like whisps of dust”. you don’t want to be a vtp, but rather a “btvtp” or “bigger than a very tiny p-n-s”.
girl 1: he had a small p-n-s. it was almost microscopic, like a wisp of dust!
girl 2: he is such a vtp.
more examples:
and asian. a man with a small p-n-s. a woman. a lifeless person. did i say an asian? not a black person.
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