vulumputious Maria


a term used to describe a super fly bizatch wearing a “i have the power he-man shirt” on tuesday
you look like a fine vulumputious maria in that wet, brown , large paper bag of love
a girl at the weedsport invitational completely absorbed in the ingenuity of a ‘platypus’.
that vulumputious maria wouldn’t stop sucking on max chapman’s platypus. (not as perverted as it sounds.)

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