vuvuzela


a mind-numbing torture device made of cheap, brightly colored plastic. it resembles a horn but its pitch cannot be changed. it is being used during the 2010 world cup in south africa.
i thought i heard an angry swarm of b-mblebees, but it was the sound of vuvuzelas playing at the world cup.
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an annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in african countries, in football matches. they may be banned from fifa for the 2010 fifa world cup in south africa.
fan #1: did you hear the fans go crazy when south africa scored the goal yesterday?
fan #2: no! i had to put my television on mute because of those d-mn vuvuzelas!

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