W.M.E.J.
w.m.e.j. – abbreviation, for world’s most expensive jam. this is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.
owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
“hey man,how are you? … hey, whats that in the cupboard?”
“oh, thats just w.m.e.j. that dan bought. it sits right on the shelf there. yep.”
-all names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
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