Waambulance
a term used to ridicule someone else’s gripes about a non-important item. the internet equivalent to calling someone a mama’s boy, tattle tail etc. the irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the waambulance. commonly used in mmo game chat.
rogue: omg hunter ice traps are so imba i hate this game!!!
hunter:
.________@@_
|—————-\__
| waambulance |
|__ _______ ___/
”””o””””””’o””
did somebody call for the waambulance? qq nub.
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what you call when someone is being a b-tch.
h-llo? whine one one? i’d like to call a waambulance.
something you say to your friends when they need to suck it up and take it like a man.
friend: dude, i just got hit by a car, i cant move my legs!
you: awwww, do i need to call a f-cking waambulance bro?
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