Wacken


worlds biggest heavy metal festival, staging on the first weekend of august every year.
it’s location is in the very north of germany near the village wacken, from which the festival’s name derives.

with wacken’s population of ca. 2000 people and an estimated average age of 75, the wacken can easily be considered the village with the highest ratios of
hardcore/age,
hardcore/population and
hardcore/area.
let’s go to wacken!

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