Wacking Off In My Tool Shed


addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surrept-tious circ-mstances.
(on finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): “are you whacking off in the tool shed again?”
from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location
i love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

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