Wad Mitts


the tissues a guy c-ms into when he is jerking off. he essentially catches the wad of c-m in the tissue, as if the tissues were a baseball mitt.
stuart always kept a box of wad mitts next to his bed since he jerked off every night before he fell asleep.

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