Waddamite
a person who exemplifies the finer qualities of milton waddams from office sp-ce, including distracted thinking, disheveled appearance, complete lack of self confidence, inappropriate mumbling or talking to oneself, and an obsessive compulsion to only focus on one item (such as a red stapler or an outgoing wire process) regardless of what else is going on around him/her. given a small amount of power or control, this person tends to go completely napoleonic, and is typically just dumb enough to be dangerous.
this new guy paul is a complete waddamite. first he shows up wearing a tie that ends four inches above the belt; then he begins really distracting cavitations in his chair, all while mumbling to himself and awkwardly typing on his laptop as we’re trying to explain a very simple process that he completely misunderstands no matter how simple we make it. i can’t believe that anyone would put this guy in charge of a hamburger, never mind an examination.
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