wadgitator
wadgitator (wadj et ate er) noun. a cute little troublemaker.
bob- who’s the naked chick dancing on top of the cop car?
john- that’s my sister. lulu.
bob- she’s a good dancer.
john- she ought to be, she studied dance for six years.
bob- so, what does she do for a living?
john- she’s a professional wadgitator.
bob- what’s that?
john- people hire her to stage public disturbances and disrupt events and rallies.
bob- so she’s working right now?
john- no, she’s just doing this for fun.
bob- how come the cops aren’t stopping her?
john- they sent someone to look for a blanket to cover her up. i don’t think they’re searching very hard.
bob- no, i don’t think they are. so, what’s she like?
john- she gets away with so much sh-t, just because she’s little and cute.
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