Waffer’s Wipe


to retreat to the restroom to wipe the -ss after releasing a series of musty waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
jerry dropped a few musty waffs in his cubicle at work. the third one felt a little wet and his -ss cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a waffer’s wipe.

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