Waffle Fuck


1) the act of f-cking a waffle.
2) when one f-cks a breakfast item.
3) using your own j-zz as syrup on your waffles.
man: yo what’d you do for breakfast this morning?

other man: i had a nice waffle f-ck today !

man: oh! that would explain the hole in your waffle then.
1. having s-xual intercourse with twenty plus women, all of whom are lying in a checkerboard pattern.
example: he’s into kinky sh-t, like waffle f-cking.
2. an alternate term for “what the f-ck?”.
example: waffle f-ck is going on?
i just lost my waffle f-ck virginity last night!

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