Waffle House Monster


a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.
girl, i’m glad i p-ssed on dancing with him in the club. i missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. he sure is a waffle house monster.

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