Waffle House Test


the act of placing ones p-n-s on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to waffle house.
jon : is spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
douglas: i don’t know.. lets test him…
jon: ok… waffle house test?? (jon places p-n-s on spencer’s face and as spencer doesn’t respond…) yeah, he is too drunk.

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