Waffle Mouth


1)- the act of trying to eat a full waffle out of someones v-g-n- as the “syrup” and “b-tter” oozes out.

2)- the act of stomping someones mouth in with a loggers boot therein leaving a waffle impression on their mouth.

3)- the act of heating up a waffle maker and burning it onto someones face leaving a permanent waffle impression.

4)- one who constantly eats waffles.

5)- one who places a waffle over someones p-ssy then f-cks the waffle mouth..

waffle mouth!!!
say you are walking down the street and listening to some sweet music then all of a sudden you hear the phrase waffle mouth! and bam youve just been kicked in the face and you now have waffle mouth!

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