Waffle Slap
when you are at waffle house at 3am and it is a better use of your syrup-smothered waffle to slap it across the face of your drunk buddy sitting in front of you, rather than to eat it. it has a better effect if you have ordered your waffle with chocolate chips as they give the waffle more weight as well as velocity with the slap.
me: hey the waffle house cooks been ashing his cig in my waffle again while he cooks it.
dude: are you gonna eat it?
me: no, i’m gonna waffle slap the sh-t outta andrew with that d-mn waffle when he gets back!
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