wafflez


a particularly large amount of waffles
look at all those waffles

i think what you meant to say, was wafflez
a kid named johnny wafflez p-rnmann who lives in upper vermont who will find ur facebook and pretty much troll ur entire family and skool cuz he is a attention wh-r-. oh f-ck ya dad.
guy1 “u seen that wafflez kid”

guy2 “nawww i thought he was fake”
guy1 “idk… but i want to kick his -ss cuz hes a f-ggot.”
wafflez “plz… kick my -ss… ill give u directions to my house to kill me. rt122 sheffield vermont 5th house on the left past the post office. do it p-ssy. bring ur fat gf and ur truck and plz kick my -ss.”
to love someone as a friend. to love someone with out wanting to be inside of them/ have them inside of you.
billy: see you later man!
joe: wafflez!
an oral s-x master; gives the best oral s-x; master in the art of oral s-x.
she is the best wafflez i have ever encountered!

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